jinntantei:

i know you guys probably don’t realize you’re making me feel like shit but i’m not really this optimistic bubble of happy energy that you seem to think i am

some of the stuff you do really hurts but i know you’ll probably think i’m being a baby and that i should get over myself so i won’t bring it up.

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

(via i-aint-bovvered)

(via cacty)

mythrandirs:

The Fault in Our Stars- John Green

mythrandirs:

The Fault in Our Stars- John Green

(via lastofthetimeladies)

staff:

An upgrade, years in the making…

When we imagined Tumblr more than seven years ago, we dreamed of offering creators a new canvas. Every post would be a raw look through the author’s eyes and mind. We imagined the interface disappearing as these subjects came to life.

For years, this vision was challenged by limits in browser technology and an increasingly daunting set of Tumblr features to support. But today, we take a huge step.

After months of careful crafting, we’ve reduced creation on Tumblr to its essence, while carrying over every single feature and making room for some BIG new ones (like completely customizable drag-and-drop photoset creation, faster uploads, and inline reblogging!). We can’t wait for you to try it.

The upgrades have started rolling out and will be available for everyone by the end of the weekend. Most of the bugs and omissions you’ve reported have already been fixed, but please let us know if you run in to any other issues!

Ahh okay emotions can you please go away you are making my life complicated again

wank-r:

omg love

wank-r:

omg love

(via ashmc24)

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
Why does a tragedy like 9/11 change everything about air travel, but numerous gun massacres CHANGE NOTHING? Justine Bateman, hitting the nail on the head. (via coketalk)

(via darvillainry)

yahoonews:

Yahoo News has launched a live blog to keep up with the latest updates on the Connecticut school shooting. As of now, AP is reporting 27 fatalities, including 18 children. At a press conference just a few minutes ago, local officials declined to confirm that number—saying only that the suspected gunman is dead inside the building and the public is safe.

yahoonews:

Yahoo News has launched a live blog to keep up with the latest updates on the Connecticut school shooting. As of now, AP is reporting 27 fatalities, including 18 children. At a press conference just a few minutes ago, local officials declined to confirm that number—saying only that the suspected gunman is dead inside the building and the public is safe.

(via cosetted)

saranghaedosh:

THIS ENTIRE SEMESTER HAS BEEN JUST ONE, GIANT:

(via cat-chit-ananda)