My name is Lydia. I like all sorts of stuff. 19.5 years of age. In college. I'm all for being crazy. Life's short, might as well not be bored by it. I stand by my beliefs - who else will? I enjoy laughter. I like boys, and I like girls in the same way. You can ask me stuff if you want.
The Germans look like a tampon commercial
I think the Polish women might need it
#No we are not putting Germany in Poland. Remember last time?
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“Mako, let me see what you’re looking-“
/crying
reblogging just for the telescope pictures
the fucking boob jiggle
WHOSE BOOBS DO YOU REFERENCE BRYKE
BECAUSE
DAMN
THEY ARE GLORIOUS
Perfect. HOLY SHIT YEAH.
HECK YEAH
HELL YEAH
(via girlymaang)
acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
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WEEPING ANGEL,
YOU ARE DRUNK.Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.
People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression of perfectly sober to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr
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This song could be Sam Winchester’s anthem
Was expecting some angsty beautiful song about family or dead girlfriends.
This is a million billion times more appropriate.
^^this
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I may or may not have just watched The Avengers again.
Assemble more comics at Loldwell.com!
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It Was Super Effective!
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